Jul 04 2008
Another brilliant video, I just couldn’t resist posting it on the b-day of our nation. Just remember, there is nobody bigger than jesus, other than super-jesus and our Great douche-bag of a president.
Happy fourth bitches…
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Jul 03 2008
Jun 11 2008
Now that Bitch Hilary Clinton is most likely out of the picture. We as a nation can reflect on the partisan and nasty nature of how we campaign in this country, begin to repair the damage, and prepare for the class 5 hurricane that will be the general election. Who are we kidding, first we have to find a scapegoat (or goats) for why Clinton lost to boy-toy Obama. At the top of the list is her weed smokin fornicator husband Bill Clinton. I actually liked Bill Clinton in office, so what if he fucked around on Hilary, but let’s face it… is that really a surprise? I get chills just looking at her picture. The media is saddling him as a major contributor to the Hillary’s downfall but I blame her and all of the bitching and moaning.
Anyway, Dave Chappelle did a great stand-up act on Clinton years ago, I have embedded it below, check it out.
I couldn’t find the part of his stand-up act that talked about why he wouldn’t want to be the first black President. It was priceless. The payoff/punchline was that he would place an illegal immigrant as his VP (named Sanchez) as an insurance policy so that if somebody offs him, Sanchez would open up the border. Wouldn’t it be ironic if Obama chose Richardson as VP?
May 15 2008
There is something seriously wrong with me. I can’t stop laughing when I see this scene (click below). The first time I saw it, I literally couldn’t breathe and had tears streaming down my face like a little bitch. I still giggle like a school boy when I see it. I need professional help.
Apr 29 2008
I saw a post over at Anonymous Idiot yesterday about The Wire and an infamous scene where the only dialog was with the word fuck (or slight variation, as in motherfucker or fuck me). I had to post the video of the scene, check it out below. The setup is a couple of salty cops recreating a crime scene in a vacant apartment some period of time after the crime (weeks, months?). The challenge, no dialog but the big F…. The Wire passed with flying colors, it kinda sounds like me putting together a bookshelf or any kids shit in my house.
Later bitches…
Apr 24 2008
The title of this post is in regards to the “I’m feeling lucky” button (IFL) on Google, not to the fact that I think there is a high probability that I will get laid tonight… but shit, ya never know. Anyway, I haven’t used that particular button in a while, mostly because it has little value, especially after stumble came out, and I like to see my options before jumping in. Lately, the searches I toss into IFL end up on urban dictionary (like this) or wikipedia… actually, that probably says a lot about me.
However, there were a couple of searches that ended up “interesting” like:
fucking weird (yikes! my eyes my eyes!)
mile high donkey kick (this just wasn’t what I was expecting)
asshole prick bush (you have to really pay attention to this one)
The “asshole prick bush” one was good enough that I embedded the cocksmoker below for your enjoyment… later bitches.
Apr 16 2008
Or at least heading in that direction. I’m referring of course to our civilization. The answer to the question of “What caused the fall of Rome” has no real answer, however it had some dominant factors like population in decline, incompetent and corrupt political system, and economic crisis… we are fitting the bill fairly nicely. For me it is those factors plus the unbelievable shit that we as a population get into. For example, check out this disturbing motherfucking shit out:
I’m speechless and sick to my stomach.
Then there is shit like this:
What the fuck is wrong with these people…
Apr 10 2008
Waaaaay back in 1999 or 2000, which is an eternity in interwebz years, I came across this hilarious online series that took old kung-fu movies and re-dubbed them with hip-hop theme music and rap star voice-overs. The result, enough laughs to fill your pants full of last nights moo-goo-gai-pan. I’ve been loosely looking for it lately and finally found it using the very intuitive google search “old kung-fu movies dubbed over with rap star voice overs and hip hop” buried at the bottom of the third page. The title of the series, Kung Faux. They made it into a TV series at one point in 2003, but I’ve only ever seen it online on heavy.com or dubtitled.com. Somebody uploaded the first episode “The ill-master” to youtube in three parts, I’ve embedded the first part below, links to the other two parts of the episode are listed below the embedded player. Enjoy bitches.
Feb 28 2008
I saw a headline on CNN.com today that reminded me of a Daily Show segment called “The Question Mark” which originally aired in the Fall of 2006. First-off, this segment, as are many of the Daily Show segments, was genius, it covers the use of a question mark by Fox News, CNN, and other main-stream media shriekers of bullshit as a ridiculous ploy to raise alarm without any consequences of being unethical. Today’s headline on the CNN.com front page was “Is your money safe in the bank?”, click here for full article. Are these assholes so desperate for ratings that they would try to drum up a basic fear from the depression era? In the article CNN.com reports:
The FDIC maintains that not one depositor has lost a single cent of insured funds since 1934 as a result of a bank failure
Experts say you shouldn’t panic.
Experts may say don’t panic, but CNN says “RUN FOR THE HILLS, HIDE YOUR MONEY IN THE MATTRESS, AND RAPE YOUR CATS…. THE BANKS ARE FAILING!!!”. What a bunch of asshole, fuck-nut, douchebags. Please check out the segment below, you won’t be disappointed.
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