Nov 08 2007
Techno-Viking still completes me
Now the new and improved Techno-Viking includes captions so we can read what Techno-Viking commands. Remember:
- The Techno-Viking doesn’t dance to music, the music is secreted from his genetically superior sweat glands
- Chuck Norris is a gaping va-ha-ha when compared to Techno-Viking
- Techno-Viking’s gaze will render all men impotent and cause them to uncontrollably sob with fear
- The Church of Techno-Viking (CTV) is now the third largest religion in the world and number one in Northern Europe
- Techno-Viking conquered Paris by lifting his arms and allowing the French to smell his fragrant underarms, which lulled them into hypnotic servitude
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