Sep 25 2008
Archive for the 'poll' Category
Feb 12 2008
Ass to Mouth, now better than Huckabee…
According to a super-scientific poll of Total Diatribe readers, 38% of you feel that our great friend Huckabee becoming President is worse than going ass to mouth or being anally raped in prison. No big surprise here. Huckabee is so self-righteous, it has to be an act. In fact, I propose that Huckabee is evil and quite possibly the spawn of satan or the anti-christ. On that note, I never fully understood the concept of the anti-christ, so would life cease to exist like on Star Trek if JC and the anti-christ shook hands? Anyway, I guess the point is, I think Huckabee is a ginormous ass-bag and it appears that many TD readers would rather be stuck in the ass than have him as President.
Jan 20 2008
The Howell’s Must Die
The poll results are in, Thurston and Eunice (Lovey) Howell were the most likely to be killed by Total Diatribe readers if they were ship-wrecked on Gilligan’s Island and had a gun with only one bullet. The results ended with a landslide (victory?), the Howell’s received 71% of the vote between them. Now in a twist, the folks who would go on to waste one of the Howell’s with their only bullet, would most likely have to dispatch with the remaining Howell in a more personal way. In a small exit poll, most voters would choose to strangle Thurston Howell III with his own bloody entrails, but this is not a scientific poll as it was taken while I was sitting on the growler.Â
Dec 27 2007
Ookla, Ariel, RIDE!
The first TD poll results are in, Thundarr the Barbarian was the most popular cartoon from your childhood by a landslide, winning by a count of 2 to 1 to 1 to 1 to 1. Full disclosure, I voted for my old friend Thundarr. I blame apathy for the parity in the results, that and the skew towards cartoons from MY childhood memory and not necessarily yours. If you’ve never heard of Thundarr the Barbarian, then I blame you for it’s low ratings, subsequent cancelling, and therefore the ruining of my Saturday mornings, thanks a lot tools. Check out the clip below for the standard intro to Thundarr, how can you not like this gem? A close second for me was Superfriends followed by Bugs. I’ve added a Family Guy clip of the Smurfs that cracks me up as well.
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