I’m going to try something new on my site… if it gets too annoying (to me) or burdensome, then I’m going to shit-can it to the curb, but so far it seems to be a pretty cool little widget/service.  It’s called Photocrank, it allows readers to add content to the pictures on your site and will work particularly well with the photo caption contests.  I heard about this from Christyn who shot me an email about it, evidently she works over there @ Photocrank and thought it might work on Totaldiatribe.  Let’s just hope that Photocrank doesn’t have any obscenity or content hangups.  Let me know what you think…

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Happy New Year!  Almost.  Today is New Year’s Eve, a time of reflection of the past year (both positive and negative), and of planning for change with the new year and the creation of your new year’s resolutions.  I will post on my resolutions tomorrow.  But more importantly, New Year’s Eve is a time to get fucked up.  This is the biggest party night of the year and oft times the most anticipated.  Just be careful out there kids and don’t end up like the folks below.  Have a safe and happy New Year and try not to get thrown in the pokey tonight.

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Somehow, I don’t think the folks in these pics are worrying a whole lot about OSHA standards.

They earn my special badge:

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Who needs a stinkin bridge?

 These guys may be the biggest fucktards in the world…

 Well, almost the biggest Fucktards…

 Auditioning for the Michael Jackson father of the year award.

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Living in Georgia I sometimes miss snow, I don’t miss shoveling out my driveway or mailbox, but I miss sledding and making snowmen and shit like that from time to time.  As an homage to Calvin and Hobbes, I have compiled some interesting and creative snowmen.

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I love Calvin and Hobbes…

Very creative, this will keep the neighbors away.

He’s already dead to me after wearing that shirt.

Ding Ding Ding, here come the sharks.

Owned.

If my balls wouldn’t freeze off, I would jump in on this.

My kind of snowman!

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I will not vote for Fred Thompson.  This is a very serious issue, besides some of the major platform areas where I completely disagree with Fred Thompson (such as his interventionist/empire building foreign policies and his misplaced focus on marriage and family building), he has what is commonly referred to as a “vagina neck”.  Now I know what you are going to say “looks shouldn’t matter”, and they typically don’t.  However, a President of the United States can’t have a vagina neck, if he had an ass chin (like Kirk Douglas) or a cock nose, I would be ok with it, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

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Mimzie beat me to the punch, that wench, but somehow I’ll find it in my cold heart to forgive her.  Here are some of my favorite and original/creative Halloween costumes this year…

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Very creative… but now she’s ruined

 Nuff said

Wow, just like Brokeback Mountain, but gay.

Jesus, I’m not sure if I can come up with a comment that gives this one justice.  This is one sick motherfucker, hilarious, but sick.

This one is wrong on so many levels, and yet I just had to share…

God bless America

Doing his mother proud…

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I stumble-ed across this and had to share.  The original site is here, there are a bunch more album covers there:

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Big surprise of a name from a quartet of ministers, they even look shady

Zip, Zap, Crap… Devastatingly pathetic

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As a parent of young children, I have been exposed to a number of children’s shows lately, most of which suck… they suck very much.  The worst of the bunch however is The Wiggles.  This show comes to us from Australia.  Now my frame of reference for all things Aussie comes from bad movies in the 80’s (I’m looking at you Paul Hogan) and my years of playing rugby (which typically revolves around a very physical sport, a lot of beer, and the nonsense that comes with those two things).  None of these Australian influences have prepared me for the creepiness of The Wiggles.  The first time I saw my daughter watching the show, I thought I was looking at 4 pederasts singing sugary songs behind evil fake smiles.  Look at this picture, there is a lot of pain and anger behind those fake smiles:

 If I see The Wiggles on TV, I either distract my kids and change the channel or knock-them out with some form of ether or shot to the neck like they used to do to B.A. Baracus on the A-Team to get him on planes (”crazy fool!”).

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If you know what this term mean, you probably think you’re cool or you are in fact a major geek.  I probably fit both of those descriptions.  Wikipedia describes “owned” (or own3d, 0wn3d, or pwned) in part as:

Owned has now spread beyond computer and gaming contexts and become part of standard slang, where it usually entails defeat or humiliation, often in an amusing way or through the dominance of another party.

I have some examples of being “Owned!” below, someday I may have the balls to post some pics of personal friends that have been owned, but not until they piss me off enough.

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Don’t ever let your friends see you pass out…

Snakes rule… that guy probably deserved it…

Soccer sucks… this pic doesn’t…

I said, don’t EVER let your friends see you pass out…. Nancy…

This one hits close to home… I can see it happening in my house…

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