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More Sumthin Sumthin

billymac — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:52:38 +0000

Sumthin Sumthin #6 and #7 are now posted on the Sumthin Sumthin page. Go get some… and then some more.

By “Change” Obama really meant “more of the same”… oops

billymac — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 14:49:22 +0000

So let’s recap. Change must mean Biden as VP (35 year Senator), Clinton as Sec of State (huuuuge political insider and cold bitch), Geithner as Sec of Treasury (20 years in Treasury or Fed… yikes!), Gates to remain as Sec of Defense (HOLY FUCKING SHIT!), Emanuel as Chief of Staff (long time democrat with Chicago ties), and now Volcker to head Economic Recovery Panel (former chairman of the Federal Reserve, aren’t they part of the problem?).

Way to go rockstar, that looks like some positive change…. fucking politicians.

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Sumthin Sumthin

billymac — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:31:03 +0000

We’ve added a new feature to Total Diatribe. It is a comic strip called “Sumthin Sumthin”, which ironically is completely and totally about sumthin…. and sumthin. There is a new page dedicated to Sumthin Sumthin, the link is at the top right of this page. There are 4 strips to date. Later assholes.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

billymac — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:45:39 +0000

Best. Animated. gif. EVER.

I’m speechless, with a big ass eating grin on my face. I found this gem stumbling @ megasizzle. Enjoy.

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Photo Caption Contest #28

billymac — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:09:52 +0000

Photo caption time. Click on the little blue button on the lower left side of the picture to bring up the Photocrank menu (or you can leave your caption in the comments if you are still into the old school method). Have fun. Peace.

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Ron Paul, learnin the masses

billymac — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:24:05 +0000

Great commentary from Ron Paul today on CNN.com. Everybody, that means you home-slice, should read it. Here’s a preview.

Now, in light of the election, many are asking: What is the future of the Republican Party?

But that is the wrong question. The proper question should be: Where is our country heading? There’s no doubt that a large majority of Americans believe we’re on the wrong track. That’s why the candidate demanding “change” won the election. It mattered not that the change offered was no change at all, only a change in the engineer of a runaway train.

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Election Toon…

billymac — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:20:08 +0000

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A simple question about Obamalamadingdong

billymac — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:53:27 +0000

Did you get the feeling during his acceptance speech on Tuesday night that he had a “holy shit, now I have to do this thing” moment minutes before stepping out on the stage? He may have even yakked.

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Just waiting for the MSM to F up the election coverage again

billymac — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:52:15 +0000

Let me paint you a picture. It is November 7th, 2000. I am in Switzerland in my apartment watching one of the only two English TV channels available, International CNN, the other was BBC News. Technically it was November 8th as it was around 2 AM, but who’s splitting pubic hairs? Switzerland (or at least the area I was in) is 6 hours ahead of the US Eastern time-zone so it was around 10PM Eastern in the US. Some frilly music and a full screen graphic fade onto the screen after a commercial of a naked broad enticing young German’s to call their “party line” completes. The graphic says something like “Gore will be the 43rd US President”. Sigh. Ok, I can go to sleep now, at least we didn’t elect that ass-bag Bush Jr. I wake up in the morning, scratch my balls a little, flip on the TV and another graphic is fading up with even worse music. This one says “Bush will be the 43rd US President”. WTF? I get to work and the Swiss-German guys are all shaking their heads and taking turns walking into the American shared office, laughing, and saying “you Americans are so fucking stupid to elect that idiot”. So today is bittersweet. Finally an end to the epically worst Presidential run our nation will ever see, and a beginning of what? Dunno, neither of the guys that will probably win will be able to do anything but clean up shit for the next 4 years. We should change the title from President to Janitor or Jis-mopper. Anyway, I’ll be watching the tube again tonight, this time in Georgia, just waiting for the MSM to fuck it up again.

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Trick or Treat

billymac — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:35:04 +0000

This is a visiting post by Hungry Mother :

OK, bitches, time for the Friday Caption Contest, Halloween Style. Caption with Crank or comment. The prize is the usual stinking pile of nothing.

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