Dec 03 2008
Random Shit
When I say random shit, I mean random shit that trickles through my thick skull, not like randomly shitting your pants during meetings or randomly popping a squat in the aisles of your local Best Buy. This set of random shit is what happens when you are bored and working out (from this morning).
- If you rip a huuuuge fart on a treadmill, your mind thinks you are crop-dusting, but you’re not. In fact it doesn’t matter how hard you crank up the treadmill, you can’t outrun it. Oh yeah, it also pisses off the old guy on the treadmill next to you.
- I saw Avril Lavigne in a video this morning. She is looking like a total slut. Sweet.
- The Santa Claus in both Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman is a fucking asshole. Especially in Rudolph.
- Are republicans represented by red because of the huge redneck base? Are democrats represented by blue because they are huge baby blue ball-babies?
- Sublime’s 40 oz Freedom is a great work-out album. 80’s pop, not so much.
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Good information today, especially about the treadmill. You might experience a better level of Santa in more grown up movies like “Trading Places.”
Santa is a COMPLETE fucknut in Rudolph.
If that was me, this is how the last scene would have played out:
Santa: “Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?”
Rudolph: “Go fuck yourself you fat shit. By the way, the oral exam Hermey gave Mrs. Claus had nothing to do with her teeth.”
I will second that Avril is hot these days.
I’ll jump on that Avril bandwagon. She’s looking particularly good these days.
Can’t outrun fart dood. They’re faster than cheetas.
And I’d totally do Avril…. again. If she askes nicely.
Random but interesting thoughts to ponder, and to giggle at!
Cheryl Beckham
I will second that Avril is hot these days.
I will second that Avril is hot these days.
very hard words about AVRIL. it seems to me it looks more ROCAR but it is good.
Funny shit. You’re right that Santa Claus is a tool in a bunch of cartoons. Then again, when did it ever become a good idea to go sit on a strange old man’s lap and tell him what you want.
LOL!Think of this as a 24/7 Friday Fest.