Oct 13 2008
Sunofa…
So I’m in Florida this week for a technical conference that is full of IT nerds. A shitload of fucking nerds, geeks, and chips, dips, and dorks. When I say a shitload, I mean a fucking shitload, like 6 or 7 thousand of em. As I’m looking at this sea of awkward dudes and the occasional woman (btw, if you were a chick looking to get laid at this conference and couldn’t… then there’s no hope for ya) with disdain, it slowly comes to me. I understand these people. I kinda look like them. I do the same thing for a living. I actually like what I do for a living, and like talking about it. I fuck around on my computer until late at night. Wait for it. Wait for it… Holy motherfucking christ on rye bread. I’m a nerd. Goddamn it. Now I have to kick the shit outa myself. Fuck. What’s worse… I totally get why the pic below is funny. FUCK!
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OK, I can totally get down with the fact that you’re a nerd. Anymore, nerds are cuter than hell. Nerds are the new jocks.
And nothing could ever get me to make fun of a computer/gaming nerd after seeing the total and complete whacko’s who attend the Anime Expo in Anaheim each year. Middle aged men dressing up like teenage girls? Thanks but no thanks. After seeing that sight…I literally took a brillo pad to my eyeballs. Sadly, I could not remove the image.
Nerds rule baby.
Do you get a lot of wedgies?
We need nerds to breed. Otherwise we have too many Britney Spear’s babies running around.
I’m a nerd, too. But I try to balance it by wearing nothing but sports T-shirts and driving a Harley.
Of course, I’m wearing authentic elfen boots during all of this, but whatever.
Nerds rule the world… imagine no techie, financial, biological nerds… where would we be! Stone age times…. lol