Oct 07 2008
One whole year of bullshit from a big asshole
That’s right bitches, I didn’t realize it until yesterday, but Total Diatribe is one years old! It came to me after reading a moooooooooog post over at Mental Poo, it turns out he is a year old too. As an aside, I’m really glad that I’m just a year old, because I just crapped my pants. And that would just be creepy if I was say, I dunno, late 30’s. I could take this opportunity to highlight some of my favorite posts or brag about how great I am (I am great by the way), but the truth is, most of my posts suck. I wrote them high on crystal meth…. or was that rock candy? Either way, my tooth hurts now. To wrap up this little gem, please vote for me for President…. I’m no worse than the other two assholes up for office. Peace.
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Congratulations on your blog’s birthday. I’ve enjoyed your bullshit and your scintillating humor. I’ve also enjoyed posting some of the cleverest cranks on your site.
Merry Birthday.
Now YOUR BLOG’S a year old?
Gotta copy me on everything, don’t ya.
Well…fine.
Happy Anniversary/Birthday/Blogiversary/BirthBlog Day/whatever.
Happy Blogday to Total Diatribe. Olga The Traveling Bra is 2! Meleah had a birthday yesterday. My son will be 17 next week… it’s making me want to cry, all these mile stones!
xoxo