Aug 22 2008
Breaking news, Obama VP leak
The political news desk here at Total Diatribe has exclusive and breaking news regarding Obama’s VP candidate. He is a relative newcomer to the political scene, but has the potential to make a huge splash, his name is “Shutthafuckup And Pickalready”. Although Shutthafuckup has little experience he does have a family history in politics as he is the first cousin of “Ilieuntil You Catchme”, and a lifelong best friend to “I’mfullofshit And Aliar” who has been seen everywhere around Washington these days.





This pick will probably sway the under-40-and-highly-irritable demographic. Smart choice.
I was hoping Obama would pick a hot chick for VP.
Instead it’s an old 65 year old man with hairplugs.
Sigh! One day the Feres twins will be on a ticket.