Jul 07 2008

I have arrived

Some more stuff by billymac at 7:28 pm under comic strip, ethics, funny, insane, personal, stuff

I got an email today, this email was better than 10 hate comments and 30 videos of nuns washing cars in thongs. It was a copyright infringement email. Not only was it a copyright infringement email, but it was from Gary Larson’s “people”, you know the motherfucker who writes The Farside. The Farside was only my obsession in junior high, I basically creamed my pants when I read the email. I don’t flatter myself, I was dumb enough to name a couple of images of the farside cartoon “farside1″ and “farside2″ on a post back in November (post removed BTW) so the lawyer types probably did a google image search and scraped up my post off of the bottom of the interwebz shoe. The letter was pretty cool. I’m going to frame it.

Dear totaldiatribe

Creators Syndicate, an international newspaper syndicate, syndicates Gary Larson’s The Far Side cartoons to foreign newspapers. In addition we handle all reprint permissions requests for The Far Side following guidelines long established by Mr. Larson and his company FarWorks Inc. (copyright owner to all Far Side images). In short, we approve or disapprove requests to reproduce Mr. Larson’s cartoons, and carefully monitor the ways in which they appear.

We are writing on behalf of FarWorks, Inc. and Gary Larson about your posting of two Far Side cartoons on your website http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/11/. While Mr. Larson is certainly flattered to know you are a fan of his work, we have to be concerned about any unauthorized use of The Far Side name and cartoons, especially when they appear online.

FarWorks has a serious problem with unauthorized uses of The Far Side worldwide. As a result, it does not allow online publication of works from The Far Side. No matter how insignificant a few uses may seem, it still amounts to making versions of the cartoons available in digital form for anyone to download, which makes it virtually impossible for Mr. Larson to control future uses, something that is very important to him.

 

Please read the letter from Mr. Larson below, and respect his wishes by removing the cartoons from your website. Many thanks in advance for your cooperation.

Sincerely,


<Name Removed>

Permissions Department

Creators Syndicate

<Address/email address removed>

Enclosures: A note from Gary Larson

A note from Gary Larson

RE: Online Use of Far Side Cartoons

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I’m walking a fine line here.

On the one hand, I confess to finding it quite flattering that some of my fans have created web sites displaying and / or distributing my work on the Internet. And, on the other, I’m struggling to find the words that convincingly but sensitively persuade these Far Side enthusiasts to “cease and desist” before they have to read these words from some lawyer.

What impact this unauthorized use has had (and is having) in tangible terms is, naturally, of great concern to my publishers and therefore to me — but it’s not the focus of this letter. My effort here is to try and speak to the intangible impact, the emotional cost to me, personally, of seeing my work collected, digitized, and offered up in cyberspace beyond my control.

Years ago I was having lunch one day with the cartoonist Richard Guindon, and the subject came up how neither one of us ever solicited or accepted ideas from others. But, until Richard summed it up quite neatly, I never really understood my own aversions to doing this: “It’s like having someone else write in your diary,” he said. And how true that statement rang with me. In effect, we drew cartoons that we hoped would be entertaining or, at the very least, not boring; but regardless, they would always come from an intensely personal, and therefore original perspective.

To attempt to be “funny” is a very scary, risk-laden proposition. (Ask any stand-up comic who has ever “bombed “on stage.) But if there was ever an axiom to follow in this business, it would be this: be honest to yourself and — most important — respect your audience.

So, in a nutshell (probably an unfortunate choice of words for me), I only ask that this respect be returned, and the way for anyone to do that is to please, please refrain from putting The Far Side out on the Internet. These cartoons are my “children,” of sorts, and like a parent, I’m concerned about where they go at night without telling me. And, seeing them at someone’s web site is like getting the call at 2:00 a.m. that goes, “Uh, Dad, you’re not going to like this much, but guess where I am.

I hope my explanation helps you to understand the importance this has for me, personally, and why I’m making this request.

Please send my “kids” home. I’ll be eternally grateful.

Most respectfully,

Gary Larson

Devil Shit

8 Responses to “I have arrived”

  1. Barbara Dodukon 07 Jul 2008 at 11:26 pm

    Awesome. I am so glad I bought all his books all those years, so he can send you legal form letters. HAHAHA It was a good one, the whole “children” reference was great.

  2. C.Ragon 08 Jul 2008 at 4:23 am

    I hope my naked hot chicks send me a copyright infringement email with pics of girl on girl action attached.

  3. mimzieon 08 Jul 2008 at 8:00 am

    Wow! Are you guys pen pals now?

  4. billymacon 08 Jul 2008 at 8:26 am

    BD: yeah, when I read the children thing, i’m sure he would be horrified to find his “kids” hanging out on my site with the other foul-mouthed miscreants

    Crag: if that happens, you need to share….

    mimz: oh yeah, i had my “people” send his “people” a note that said “Do you like me, check one box”…

  5. Kerstinon 08 Jul 2008 at 8:46 am

    Lucky.

  6. sadcoxon 08 Jul 2008 at 7:59 pm

    I bet he saw some of your toonlets and felt threatened by your talent. He knew he was in danger of losing his market share and started shitting his pants.

  7. Hungry Motheron 09 Jul 2008 at 5:00 am

    I’m not sure that I can mention “Far Side” without exacerbating your situation, but you’re my new hero for knowing Gary.

  8. ted velveton 13 Jul 2008 at 10:23 pm

    I wish I could a half threatening form letter from someone…anyone…I’d even welcome one from the guy who writes Ziggy. But I did get a letter similar to yours except it was from the FBI and the secret service. apparently jokes about assassination and car bombs and a particular sen. joe from ct. aren’t appreciated by some.

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