Jun 11 2008
Weed Smokin Fornicator
Now that Bitch Hilary Clinton is most likely out of the picture. We as a nation can reflect on the partisan and nasty nature of how we campaign in this country, begin to repair the damage, and prepare for the class 5 hurricane that will be the general election. Who are we kidding, first we have to find a scapegoat (or goats) for why Clinton lost to boy-toy Obama. At the top of the list is her weed smokin fornicator husband Bill Clinton. I actually liked Bill Clinton in office, so what if he fucked around on Hilary, but let’s face it… is that really a surprise? I get chills just looking at her picture. The media is saddling him as a major contributor to the Hillary’s downfall but I blame her and all of the bitching and moaning.
Anyway, Dave Chappelle did a great stand-up act on Clinton years ago, I have embedded it below, check it out.
I couldn’t find the part of his stand-up act that talked about why he wouldn’t want to be the first black President. It was priceless. The payoff/punchline was that he would place an illegal immigrant as his VP (named Sanchez) as an insurance policy so that if somebody offs him, Sanchez would open up the border. Wouldn’t it be ironic if Obama chose Richardson as VP?
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I can’t wait for all the Barak, Hussain secret Manchurian candidate terrorist Obama stuff starts flying, oh wait it already has. That’s some party the GOP has, when your policies all fail and no one wants to vote for you anymore because you’ve basically destroyed the country, call the guy a terrorist.
TV: that fox news shit about “terrorist fist jab” was so fucking lame… who the fuck are they kidding. they didn’t even go the gang-banging route (first logical choice), they went straight to a fist bump being a terrorist thing… unbelievable even for faux news.
I thought this post was going to be about our mutual friend Michael W.
My problem with Clinton is the caliber of chicks he hooks up with. I mean, anything is a step up from Hillary, but the leader of the free world should be able to do better than the 3am bar leftovers he was hauling in. Even ugly dudes like Lyle Lovett and that guy from The Cars were scoring hot chicks in the 90s.
Shitz–I don’t think Tawny Kitain was doing much during that decade. He could have at least had her slither around on the bullet proof limousine or something.
Great video clip.