Comments on: Mother Goose is a dirty old cougar http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/ From my mind to the internet... Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:19:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3 By: billymac http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2694 billymac Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:19:56 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2694 kerstin: you don't know the half of it... see my comment to tlittle below crag: chicken or the egg with lady and the tramp, we all know that nice guys don't get shit hm: now you know... mother goose is a dirty whore tm: don't (<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trip" rel="nofollow">click here</a>)... i was being extra "ironical" just for you tlittle: another good one was goldilocks, she totally pulled a B&E, theft, and criminal trespass job on those poor unsuspecting bears... kerstin: you don’t know the half of it… see my comment to tlittle below

crag: chicken or the egg with lady and the tramp, we all know that nice guys don’t get shit

hm: now you know… mother goose is a dirty whore

tm: don’t (click here)… i was being extra “ironical” just for you

tlittle: another good one was goldilocks, she totally pulled a B&E, theft, and criminal trespass job on those poor unsuspecting bears…

]]> By: tlittle http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2675 tlittle Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:36:24 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2675 Read the original Babar story, it's touching. Babar's Mother is shot and killed by a poacher so he runs off to the city and shacks up with an older lady. She buys him lots of nice pimp clothes just because she likes him. I forget the rest....I think he ends up becoming King and marrying a relative. The pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been nursery rhyme is just too easy to make fun of.... Read the original Babar story, it’s touching. Babar’s Mother is shot and killed by a poacher so he runs off to the city and shacks up with an older lady. She buys him lots of nice pimp clothes just because she likes him. I forget the rest….I think he ends up becoming King and marrying a relative.

The pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been nursery rhyme is just too easy to make fun of….

]]> By: Tequila Mockingbird http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2663 Tequila Mockingbird Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:30:28 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2663 did you seriously just urbandict "get wet" and "rolling"? what kind of readers do you think you have? i'm insulted! I SAID GOOD DAY did you seriously just urbandict “get wet” and “rolling”? what kind of readers do you think you have?

i’m insulted!

I SAID GOOD DAY

]]> By: Hungry Mother http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2616 Hungry Mother Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:45:57 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2616 I even had to clean my screen with bleach. I wondered why I always felt a little weird about reading nursery rhymes to the kids. I even had to clean my screen with bleach. I wondered why I always felt a little weird about reading nursery rhymes to the kids.

]]> By: C.Rag http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2615 C.Rag Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:45:41 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2615 The movie <i>Last Days of Disco</i>, which is pretty good despite it's name, had a discussion in it about <i>Lady & the Tramp</i>. This one character mentioned that parents wondered why their daughters end up liking the bad boys who treat them poorly blah blah. He tied it to <i>Lady & the Tramp</i> that teaches little girls that the bad boys from across the tracks will change for him meanwhile ignoring the good loyal Scottie. Once the movie ends you know that Tramp will start slapping Lady around & chasing tail at the junk yard again. The movie Last Days of Disco, which is pretty good despite it’s name, had a discussion in it about Lady & the Tramp.
This one character mentioned that parents wondered why their daughters end up liking the bad boys who treat them poorly blah blah. He tied it to Lady & the Tramp that teaches little girls that the bad boys from across the tracks will change for him meanwhile ignoring the good loyal Scottie. Once the movie ends you know that Tramp will start slapping Lady around & chasing tail at the junk yard again.

]]> By: Kerstin http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2614 Kerstin Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:14:22 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2008/04/14/mother-goose-is-a-dirty-old-cougar/#comment-2614 Oh. My. God. I can't stop laughing. This is genius. Nursery rhymes are screwed up. Oh. My. God. I can’t stop laughing. This is genius.

Nursery rhymes are screwed up.

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