Mar 26 2008

Republicans are Assholes

Some more stuff by billymac at 1:37 pm under government, politics, sarcasm, stuff

Here at Total Diatribe, we strive to be “fair and balanced” (unlike those fucking choads at Fox News) therefore simply stating that “Republicans are Assholes” conveys the message that I’m an objective hater of our current two party system. Right? … Right? … (*** crickets***)… Listen motherfuckers, if I say I’m objective, then I’m fucking objective, it’s kinda like when Bush says that he’s “conservative” or “conscious” or “human”. Anyway, a wise man/doll once said:

See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes…. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes…. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

So if Democrats are Pussies, and Republicans are Assholes, who are the Dicks? I propose a third party for the Dicks in America, and not one of those fringe parties like the Green Party or the Libertarian Party, they are not really Dicks (maybe wussies or cock-rings). A good candidate for the Dick party would be the Nihilists, they could put on a good show and fuck some shit up. I would love to help form this party, I nominate Bill Clinton to head it up… he’ll fuck anything.

Republican Party

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6 Responses to “Republicans are Assholes”

  1. # Hungry Motheron 26 Mar 2008 at 3:32 pm

    I smell some bias here. Your latest seal isn’t animated.

  2. # sadcoxon 26 Mar 2008 at 8:15 pm

    I’m still waiting for the Dipshit Party to form before I declare any official allegiance.

  3. # Mikeon 27 Mar 2008 at 5:53 am

    Rebulicans are assholes. Democrats are pussies.

    So what are you going to do?

    NUKE! THEM! ALL!

    And start over from scratch?

  4. # marmeladeon 28 Mar 2008 at 4:20 am

    Go Team America!

  5. # billymacon 28 Mar 2008 at 6:44 am

    HM: i need to work on my objectivity

    sadcox: we already have two dipshit parties

    mike: ok, a bit militant, but we can go with it

    marm: ding ding ding… you got one of the random movie references. “AMERICA…. FUCK YEAH!” i would have also accepted the big lebowski for the nihilist reference.

  6. # marmeladeon 28 Mar 2008 at 3:06 pm

    I get most of your movie references. I’ll let you know from now on. I believe we pretty much share the same taste in movie. And that’s not necessarily a compliment :-)

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