Mar 16 2008
No, no… it’s POPE, not POOP
I was reading a CNN.com article about the new sinful behaviors listed by the Vatican this morning with my 17 month old son on my lap, when the whole pope vs. poop argument began (click here for full article). This was the conversation with my son: I said while pointing at a picture of the Pope, “Look it’s the pope!”, he said “POOP!”, I replied “no, no… it’s POPE, not POOP”, he then started shrieking “POOP POOP POOP POOP!!!”. I’m not sure who won the argument.   The article noted:
A Vatican official has listed drugs, pollution and genetic manipulations as well as social and economic injustices as new areas of sinful behavior.
Well holy schniekies batman look out for an avalanche of bullshit. My head is spinning right now.  Drugs, what about alcohol? Hello!!!?? wine anybody? Pollution? I’m sure the Vatican doesn’t pollute as it is a small city, as well as all of the franchise churches spanning the globe, and how long has it been that being a dick makes it a sin? Genetic manipulations, since when has the church been afraid of science? I’m actually surprised they didn’t make the belief in evolution a sin. Social and Economic injustices… well this one just takes the cake. How many millions and billions of people were killed and tortured in the name of God and the church over the years? And the church itself has set itself up to be an elite society (and extremely affluent).
Are we missing something? I know, how about the priests sucking on the alter boy’s peckers? The article mentioned this:
Girotti said the Catholic Church continued to be concerned by other sinful acts, including abortion and pedophilia.
He said Church authorities had reacted with rigorous measures to child abuse scandals within the clergy, but he also claimed that the issue had been excessively emphasized by the media.
What was that? I couldn’t hear you Girotti, I nearly drowned from a tsunami of horse-shit and was hurling up road apples. Replace the words “rigorous measures to” with “covering up the” in the sentence above for a more accurate statement.
Come to think of it… I have a pretty smart 17 month old son.
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…..Hypocrisy in organized religion surprises you?
I didn’t think so.
It just gets more and more unreal, doesn’t it?
haha, unbelievable! they updated the sin list! this pope is the shit! I actually saw him last year, believe it or not, while in rome, just to find out what a freak he is. he also excluded all non-catholic christian churches as being heretics!!! of course, what do you expect from someone who in his youth was a member of hitler jungen squad, or something like that. i shit thee not!
This is just too much for me. Too much.
Concerned by pedophilia? CONCERNED?
I have to go lay down now.
i actually had a poll on my site a while ago asking this very same question: “does the pope shit in the woods”
the available answers were 1. Yes 2. No 3. With a shotgun 4. only on jewish holidays.
#4 won, followed closely by “with a shotgun”