Feb 14 2008
Lucas… bitch
George Lucas is cashing in again, this time with an animated film and then TV series based on the Clone Wars, click here for full article. Most of you earthlings know and have watched his 6 docu-dramas called “Star Wars”, what a asinine name for a civil war documentary by the way (stars don’t fight wars fuck-nut). Lucas spent decades as an embedded journalist who was supposed to be documenting our struggles against a fascist government. What you got to see was a small slice of what he wanted to show you, and the bitch cashed in big-time.  Did this hairy fucker see dime one from the millions of dollars that Lucas sucked in from his movies? Hell no. Not to mention that Lucas was a high maintenance bitch, he was always bitching about the food and how we didn’t have bottled water and shit. What did he expect? A fucking waiter with some pellegrino and white linens while we are fighting with lasers and shit?
 Anyway, please boycott these movies, I spend most of my days bitter that he’s living the high life off of my blood, sweat, tears, and dingleberrys (you wouldn’t believe the size of them). If he gets even richer, I don’t know if I can suppress the urge to smash his door down at the “Skywalker Ranch” (do you think he was banging that bitch Luke in the brown eye too?? I would guess yes), and rip his arms out of his sockets.
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you’re too bitter and it’s the love day today. can’t you just find some nice hairy lady (a she-gorilla would do?) and make love not war? for the sake of the galaxy, i mean!
marm: i’m totally bitter, it takes me 6 hours to shampoo, dry and brush my body, that fucking sucks! making love not war is awesome, but what is even awesomer is making love WHILE making war… kinda like when Bush jerks off to the Iraq coverage on Fox-News.
Oh, so you’re one of those guys that likes his she-wookie to deep throat you until she pukes all over your ape rod while you slap her in the face and tell her to take it ALL in?
While her dad watches you from behind the jail cell you locked his chimp ass in?
That kind of love with war?
ummm… yeah Mike, that’s it (dialing the cops)…
if i was going to give george lucas a valentine, it would be horse shit in a pretty red box. and on the card, it would say “EAT MY ASSSSSSS YOU GREEDY BASTARD”
cause valentines day is all about love.
Which would you prefer? Ass to mouth or listening to George Lucas drone on about the mythology of the Star Wars saga for the three thousandth time…
Wow, I’m afraid to stick up for George, but I gotta say that Luke was pretty cool in “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.” You Wookie’s don’t stalk, do you?
it’s funny that he created that cgi crap but his movies look more cheap than any of the other cgi shit movies. I think they should do a movie all about obi wan being a mad drug dealing pussy machine and then becoming a jedi.