Feb 12 2008
Ass to Mouth, now better than Huckabee…
According to a super-scientific poll of Total Diatribe readers, 38% of you feel that our great friend Huckabee becoming President is worse than going ass to mouth or being anally raped in prison. No big surprise here. Huckabee is so self-righteous, it has to be an act. In fact, I propose that Huckabee is evil and quite possibly the spawn of satan or the anti-christ. On that note, I never fully understood the concept of the anti-christ, so would life cease to exist like on Star Trek if JC and the anti-christ shook hands? Anyway, I guess the point is, I think Huckabee is a ginormous ass-bag and it appears that many TD readers would rather be stuck in the ass than have him as President.
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Bloody Shit? He needs to see a proctologist!
P.S.
I like to be stuck in the ass.
I like it in the ass so really, it’s a mute point with me.
I’m going to go with the ladies’ comments and say I, too, like to be stuck in the ass.
Wait…wait…
..can I change my mind on that? Is it too late?
I need to know, just in case the guys I’m here in prison with read it.
I KNOW I’m going to get e-coli poisoning. I just KNOW it.
I’m going to visit preposterous ponderings. Then, I’m going to visit Mimzie.
I’m NOT going to visit Moog.
If the fucking Huckster were to become President by means of some deal with Satan which would probably include some use of the “Lost” island (and hopefully, Kate), will the NSA retroactively fuck you in the ass anyway for publishing this blasphemy about the fucking Huckster?
PP: so I’m color blind sue me… i guess it does make him more mysterious now that he has bloody stool
Mimz and PP, it is awesome that you like to be stuck in the ass… you too Mooooooooooog35
Mike: You need to visit all three of them, you won’t be dissapointed
HM: How do you know that the NSA isn’t already sneaking into our bedrooms and fucking us in the ass right now?