Jan 24 2008
Vegas Baby, Vegas
I’m outta here, I’m heading to fabulous Las Vegas for a three-day weekend. Suffice it to say, I will not be blogging while I am in the land of neon lights and hooker trading cards (just walk down the strip if you don’t believe me) and will return with a censored trip report early next week. I will have to honor the NDA (non-disclosure agreement) that Vegas enforces at the airport and won’t be providing details. This trip is brought to you by my wonderfully spectacular wife who in her infinite wisdom granted me the trip as my Christmas gift this year. The real trip is a weekend away from work and the kids so I can unwind. For that matter, it could have taken place in the plains of Kansas or the surface of moon for all I cared, the point was peace and quiet. Alas, instead it was Vegas, now that is some great icing on a big-ass cake.
Here’s me in Kansas wondering why the fuck I was there:
And here is my hairy-beast Vegas dance, which is a fusion of the truffle shuffle, the chicken dance, and the electric slide performed while on acid. Take care bitches.
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That last picture looks like Cloverfield.
Except there’s a wookie and it’s in Vegas.
…but the plot looks the same: NONE.
I’m still bullshit.
Have fun.
Nice gift. Have a great time.
whaaaaat you arent going to stop with the strippers and free booze long enough to blog? i wouldnt either. get a lap dance from a busty redhead and think of me…
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. Ooops, that wouldn’t give you much to do.
looking forward for your report when you return.
I was shocked by those hooker trading cards too. Then I realized how cool they were and I started collecting them. Bring me some back.
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And have fun!
Hope the trip went well. Vegas kicks ass, especially when your casino doesn’t catch on fire. Lol.
Have a great time!
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.Which pretty much leaves you open to everything!
See ya!