Jan 23 2008
Thompson bows out
Yesterday, good ole vagina-neck Thompson dropped out of the race for the GOP Presidential candidacy (click here for full article). The Total Diatribe crack (smoking) action news-team originally broke the story of Thompson’s vaginal neck and how it would effect his voting draw in November. It now appears that Total Diatribe’s ability to positively correlate Thompson’s conflicting messages of an increase in the war on terror and the military industrial complex (MIC) with tax reform (cuts) and government spending reforms to his vagina-neck have created too much pressure for Thompson to continue in the race. The first signs of trouble were seen after his lackluster campaign placed third (basically a tie for third w/ McCain) in the Iowa caucuses behind Huckabee and Romney. Ever since then there have been sightings of a suspicious substance near his va-jay-jay neck. My first thought was, “holy shit, Huckabee must have banged him in his vagina neck! Sick!”, but upon closer inspection by the TD action news-team, it appears that Thompson’s neck has contracted a yeast infection and he has been treating it with over-the-counter ointment. I just knew the pressure would be too much for him, good luck to you Thompson, and please don’t allow Huckabee to get close to your neck.
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Your best post yet. I think you found your voice on this one!
You were definitely at the front of the pack on Thompson. Good work.
Whew! If it hadn’t have been for you, I might have voted for ol pussy neck. Thank God we have you looking out for us.
Awesome post, by the way!
What the hell? My vagina doesn’t look like his neck.
His neck looks much better! Much cleaner shaven too!
I believe that banging vagina necks is against Huckabee’s religious beliefs.
You can find it in The Book of Bang, proverb 4:15.
(also..making a mental note here to never attempt to see Preposterous Ponderings toolie if it looks worse than Thompson’s flabbage)
sadcox: I thought my post on the Techno-Viking was the best, but fair enough
HM and Mimz: I’m here for the masses, think of it as a public service
PP: I agree with mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog35, that is a scary thing
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo35: there is a book of bang?? I must have missed that in CCD, I will definitely not go back to church to read up on it, but I will dream about it.
I hope you’re staying away from the burning Monte Carlo Casino.