Jan 22 2008
Awards and what-not…
I received the Excellence in Blogging award from two visionary individuals recently, Hungry Mother and Mike the Spazoid. Like I need them to tell me how much I rule? Well, it turns out that I do need the recognition from time to time. It all goes back to when I was a freedom fighter resisting this evil despotic empire (no it wasn’t Bush and Cheney, but thanks for asking). We fought these asshole fascists for years, and finally blew up their testicle-like base in this amazing battle, so evil was finally punished and good prevailed. BUT, when the time came to hand out the rewards and recognition, was there any room to recognize this hairy beast? Hell no. Those fucking choads took all the credit even though they bitched and moaned the whole way through the battle and training. Fucking whiners. But I got back at them.  I’m not particularly proud of this, but I banged their bitch, and it turns out that she was the sister of the one dude! How heinous, and he totally slipped her tongue, I don’t know how he didn’t kill himself after that one. We still rip on that little bitch for that. Photographic evidence below… oh yeah, thanks for the blog award bitches…
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Well deserved praise for you. You may have had the bitch, but she was better in “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.”
When you were done banging here, did she tell you that you were chewy?
Also…
Incest is funny.
At least that’s what my second head keeps telling me.
I wish he’d shut the f*ck up.
YOU ARE HILARIOUS!
I’M ADDING YOU TO MY LINKS!
PS: I ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR THE WALKING CARPETS!
Congrats!!
You so rock! Congratulations!
I’ve always had the hots for Chewy.Now I know why!
I’ll be adding you to my blog roll as soon as I get the rest of the shit on my new laptop. :o)
HM: thanks, gotta love J&SB
mooooooooooooooooooooooog35: Howard Stern used to do “incest wednesdays”, it WAS funny, but not funny like a clown
marmelade: welcome. as a safety tip, try to not to get too close to my mouth
mimz: thanks
PP: Thanks… and great, now I know that you like hairy beasts (same as marmelade), that is good to know, I will totally use that to my advantage whenever i can figure out what that could possibly be.
Well deserved award, you chewy banging incest monger!