Jan 21 2008
My kind of construction
Chances are, you have seen a lot of commercial construction sites for new sub-divisions, shopping centers, office buildings, or malls. At these sites the construction companies typically will put up a small billboard advertising themselves as the builder. In the southeast, there are a number of usual suspects in the commercial building game and one of the most notable, because of it’s name, are these guys:
That’s right, Hoar Construction. So many thoughts race through my head each time I see one of their signs. Do they actually make whores? And the name “Hoar”, is that like some sort of fancy European or British spelling of the word that I’m not aware of? Like “Colour”. And then, I think no, a typical whore factory would be an elitist sorority house (Delta Delta Delta, can I help ya, help ya, help ya?). But I digress. After several minutes of thought, when I should be paying attention to driving, I’m dreaming of what whore construction could be.  I mean we can put them together now, we have the technology. You could start with a desperately vacuous head, like Britney, add some greasy sex soaked hair, toss in some major league TA-TA’s, hands for HJ’s, something in the bellybutton, a tramp stamp, a cooch, legs spread for effect, a smidgen of alcohol, and we’re done. Please see below for a more technical schematic:
Then you put all of the ingredients in a pot, boil for 8 hours, hack into a government computer, put bras on your head, chant a few songs, put wires on a barbie doll, hit the enter button, and presto whore-o you have yourself a completed whore, or “Hoar” if you are in the EU. Please see below for an image of a standard completed (constructed) whore. God bless America….
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Come on! Everyone loves a good whore every now and then!
Put her back. She ain’t done yet. The Ta Ta’s are too small.
I liked the babe from “Weird Science” better, but your post is funnier.
Mimz: Now did I say that being a whore is bad? They offer a tremendous service to society, like helping people get through college.
How much extra for the Pam Anderson model?
moooooooooooooooog35: That particular model takes a bit longer to produce, if you fire it up too early, the fun-bags will explode and splatter molten-hot globules of silicon on your face and neck scarring you for life. It’s best not to rush that one. Can I interest you in an affordable Lewinski model? It has a built-in humidor in the posterior and is ready to drive off the lot.
Very, very interesting. There could be alot of money in Hoar production. I fear this model will become extremely commercial and lose value though.
Diva: Welcome. I’m totally in it for the money, when this particular Hoar model is used up, we’ll move on to the next generation “G2W”. The young Spears girl has potential, but we won’t know for sure until she turns 20, we’ll just have to cross our fingers for now.
i wish construction worker hoars were hot. they never are. all beefy, with manly arms. vile.