Jan 20 2008
The Howell’s Must Die
The poll results are in, Thurston and Eunice (Lovey) Howell were the most likely to be killed by Total Diatribe readers if they were ship-wrecked on Gilligan’s Island and had a gun with only one bullet. The results ended with a landslide (victory?), the Howell’s received 71% of the vote between them. Now in a twist, the folks who would go on to waste one of the Howell’s with their only bullet, would most likely have to dispatch with the remaining Howell in a more personal way. In a small exit poll, most voters would choose to strangle Thurston Howell III with his own bloody entrails, but this is not a scientific poll as it was taken while I was sitting on the growler.Â
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fuck. i didnt vote in teh pole. i wouldve went for gilligan. that sonofabitch always fucked things up with leaving the island
Gilligan’s Island means a 3-way with Ginger and Mary Ann.
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I would have killed the Skipper. You know that fat bastard is eating most of the food when no one is looking!
has to be the professor..he is the best looking guy and would leave me w/ the best opportunity for the 3 way w/ Ginger and Mary Ann…no way they’re porkin’ Gilligan or that fatso Captain.