Jan 01 2008

New Year’s Resolutions

Some more stuff by billymac at 9:19 am under funny, holidays, sarcasm

I’m not big on New Year’s resolutions, but I came up with a short list of “to the point” resolutions.

  1. I resolve to support and encourage my family
  2. I will continue to question authority
  3. I will make every attempt to be a caustic and sarcastic asshole
  4. I resolve to push the envelope
  5. I will become distracted by shiny objects
  6. I resolve to continue hating Disney
  7. I will still hate chick-flicks
  8. I resolve to not allow anybody to perform an exorcism on me in 2008

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year

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5 Responses to “New Year’s Resolutions”

  1. # Mikeon 01 Jan 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Ahh, new years resolutions. We all got em.

    Happy 2008!

  2. # Hungry Motheron 01 Jan 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Nice list. Start with being nice to the family and then do whatever the fuck you want.

  3. # Mimzieon 02 Jan 2008 at 10:01 am

    Very good list. Should be easy to stick to but I guess we’ll just have to wait and see, huh?

  4. # Tequila Mockingbirdon 02 Jan 2008 at 6:01 pm

    my resolutions:

    1. i will not throw anymore water balloons at prostitutes.
    2. i will not eat fried food unless it is on a bed of lettuce (hooray for fried chicken salads.
    3. i will stop texting and driving.
    4. i will not make out with as many married women.
    5. no more wine out of the box.

  5. # Kerstinon 03 Jan 2008 at 8:19 am

    Oh come on, just give chick flicks a chance. Some are actually pretty darned good.

    I resolve to:

    Eat as much as possible, while being as lazy as possible.

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