Comments on: Movie Review: Enchanted - It sucked. http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/ From my mind to the internet... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:55:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3 By: Total Diatribe » Horton Hears a Poo http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-2364 Total Diatribe » Horton Hears a Poo Sat, 29 Mar 2008 18:29:35 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-2364 [...] My wife and I took our not quite 3 year old daughter to her first movie the other day, the movie was Horton Hears a Who, my daughter only refers to it as Horton Hears a Poo. As a toddler learning to speak and communicate, this must have been hilarious for her. I can only imagine her thoughts of an elephant listening closely to somebody trying to squeeze one out… is the little log speaking? Don’t get too close, you might get Hershey squirted in the ear buddy! And then her disappointment that the fucking movie was only about an elephant speaking to a speck of dust. To her credit, she wasn’t overly anticipating excessive fecal communication or disappointed with the movie. However she was scared shitless of the Narnia preview. Overall, not a bad movie to go with a toddler, it was entertaining enough for adults…. at least it wasn’t as bad as that piece of shit Enchanted.  [...] […] My wife and I took our not quite 3 year old daughter to her first movie the other day, the movie was Horton Hears a Who, my daughter only refers to it as Horton Hears a Poo. As a toddler learning to speak and communicate, this must have been hilarious for her. I can only imagine her thoughts of an elephant listening closely to somebody trying to squeeze one out… is the little log speaking? Don’t get too close, you might get Hershey squirted in the ear buddy! And then her disappointment that the fucking movie was only about an elephant speaking to a speck of dust. To her credit, she wasn’t overly anticipating excessive fecal communication or disappointed with the movie. However she was scared shitless of the Narnia preview. Overall, not a bad movie to go with a toddler, it was entertaining enough for adults…. at least it wasn’t as bad as that piece of shit Enchanted.  […]

]]> By: billymac http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-1114 billymac Mon, 31 Dec 2007 21:20:13 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-1114 Kerstin: I think she thought it was ok, just way too stressful/suspensful. In other words, she was looking for a feel good movie, and she left frazzled and pissed. Good times. Kerstin: I think she thought it was ok, just way too stressful/suspensful. In other words, she was looking for a feel good movie, and she left frazzled and pissed. Good times.

]]> By: Kerstin http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-1109 Kerstin Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:19:13 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-1109 Why didn't your wife like I Am Legend? I want to see it, but I'm the biggest scaredy cat in the world so I'm not sure if it's too scary for me. Why didn’t your wife like I Am Legend? I want to see it, but I’m the biggest scaredy cat in the world so I’m not sure if it’s too scary for me.

]]> By: billymac http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-1088 billymac Sun, 30 Dec 2007 13:57:00 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-1088 TV: It turns out that throwing your wife out of a moving car and then backing up over her is harder than you think. First off there is the whole seat belt situation, and with the safety laws in place it is hard to figure out how to convince your wife to take off her belt when you are hurtling down the highway. AND, then you have to figure out how to convince her to open her door whilst moving after she has taken off her belt. The third problem is when your wife is smarter than you, I got her most of the way there with a BS story about how the road looks cool looking down on it while going 80 MPH, but she figured out what I was getting at, closed the door, and bitch-slapped me. I'm still working on plan B. TV: It turns out that throwing your wife out of a moving car and then backing up over her is harder than you think. First off there is the whole seat belt situation, and with the safety laws in place it is hard to figure out how to convince your wife to take off her belt when you are hurtling down the highway. AND, then you have to figure out how to convince her to open her door whilst moving after she has taken off her belt. The third problem is when your wife is smarter than you, I got her most of the way there with a BS story about how the road looks cool looking down on it while going 80 MPH, but she figured out what I was getting at, closed the door, and bitch-slapped me. I’m still working on plan B.

]]> By: ted velvet http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-1078 ted velvet Sun, 30 Dec 2007 00:31:07 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-1078 where to begin? first off, I saw the trailer for that piece of crap over 2 months ago and wanted to smack all the stupid idiots laughing at it. I was so pissed, I wrote a post about but I won't link my own blog cause that's lame. secondly, I hate to say this because I don't know you or your wife and she might be a supermodel/angel but I think you married the wrong woman. If my wife laughed at that crap I'd throw her out of a moving car and then back up over her. Just a thought, no pressure. where to begin? first off, I saw the trailer for that piece of crap over 2 months ago and wanted to smack all the stupid idiots laughing at it. I was so pissed, I wrote a post about but I won’t link my own blog cause that’s lame.

secondly, I hate to say this because I don’t know you or your wife and she might be a supermodel/angel but I think you married the wrong woman. If my wife laughed at that crap I’d throw her out of a moving car and then back up over her. Just a thought, no pressure.

]]> By: Hungry Mother http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-1074 Hungry Mother Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:45:41 +0000 http://www.totaldiatribe.com/2007/12/29/movie-review-enchanted-it-sucked/#comment-1074 Two scary posts in two days. I've gotta hide somewhere. Two scary posts in two days. I’ve gotta hide somewhere.

]]>