Dec 12 2007
The Spirit of Truth
This cinches it. I’m going back to church, this guys church. I’ve been wrong all along because:
You trust in hell motherfucka and you already in hell, just like I trust in heaven and I’m already there motherfucka!
I can’t argue with this, it’s air tight. I now officially have a new hero.





Freebasing off the collection plate.
I wonder how he would play in Iowa? He makes more sense than Huckleberry.
You gotta love a preacher who’s missing a tooth and may or may not be drunk or a pimp.
that is some truthiness, as colbert would say.
I’ve found a new pastor, muthafucka! Yay!
A lot more cursing than I usually look for in a preacher, but it’s still proof that drugs can make church a lot more interesting!
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