Hungry Mother  posted today about “5 things I would pick that no one in the US could do”.  It wasn’t a meme, however I’m fairly unoriginal so I’m posting about it anyway.  One quick note on HM’s post, he had as number 4, no wife can deviate from the dicta of Ephesians 5.  This is the passage that he was referring to.

 22Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

That fucking rules!  I’m throwing mad props at the bible for this one… oh, yeah, let’s be clear on one thing, there is no fucking way this would fly in my house.

I’m changing it slightly to: 5 things I would pick that no one (anywhere) can do around me.

1. Whine about shit, nothing pisses me off more than a whiner, if you don’t like something, do something about it or let it off your chest, just don’t fucking whine about it loser.
2. Drive slow in the fast lane, or drive fast in the slow lane, hell, just don’t drive anywhere near me at any speed because whatever you do on the road is probably going to piss me off.
3. Preach to me.  Nothing gets the old blood-pressure up more than an uppity preaching prick or bitch.  Don’t you understand that I don’t give a hot shit about your god or whatever-the-fuck you are preaching to me?
4. Talk shit.  Walk the walk, don’t talk big about something and then not follow-through.  This is scalable to everything in life, down to kicking somebody’s ass all the way up to important stuff like raising your kids and choosing what brand of beer to drink.
5. Be too sensitive.  Don’t you hate it when somebody starts crying after you yell at them or chastise them?  Fucking shit makes me almost feel bad about it afterwards.

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