I’ve noticed quite a few blog awards floating around the blogosphere that recognize achievement, creativity, or whatever. I or my humble blog have not received any awards until now. I am pleased to announce that I have awarded myself the first Recursive Blog Award. This award recognizes the fact that I rule and that it should be acknowledged (by me) that I rule, hence the recursive nature of the award.Â
If you also rule, and have the balls or ovaries, go ahead and award yourself something. That rules too. Or not, what-the-fuck-ever.
I’ll be honest, Hillary Clinton scares me a little, sometimes when she lowers her icy cold gaze in my direction (even if it’s just a picture on the Internet or on TV), I squirt a little pee in my pants. It seems (to me) like she’s an angry angry broad who’s working extra hard not to be an angry angry broad. This is understandable, she is married to Bill “hey baby!” Clinton.
Now on to the issues. Check out the issues section on her campaign site here. At first glance, there is some reasonable stuff there. However, where’s the beef? Most of this is rhetoric with little substance or solutions, and all I hear is the ‘ka-ching, ka-ching” of my tax rate increasing to pay for this stuff.
Look at this picture… shivers are running up my spine now, and I may have to change my spider-man underoos.
I’ve been nursing a robo-stomach-virus for almost a week now. I will spare you the gory details, yeah right, I was pissing out of my ass for 4 straight days people! I finally mustered the strength to stop feeling sorry for myself and get my (bruised) ass back to work. About that time, the ass-pissing turned into an unbelievable string of ass-gas (there must be some research describing how the absence of stuff in the digestive track will be replaced with a shit-load of gas).Â
Now I’m back at work. Don’t you just hate it when somebody walks into your office 30 seconds after you rip a disgusting fart that steams up the windows? You pretend there is no smell, your visitor pretends there is no smell, but it’s still fucking there, burning your nostrils.
There is a new Ron Paul grassroots fundraising event planned for December 16th. This time it is to coincide with the anniversary of the Boston Tea Party, which I think is more appropriate than the blowing up the parliament thing from the last event. The goal is the same as before, get 100,000 people to contribute 100 bucks each to raise $10 million, the last event raised over $4 million. Again as with the event in early November, I was planning on contributing in December anyway, so this was a no-brainer for me to join. Spread the word if Ron Paul’s message is attractive to you, and don’t if it isn’t. Link to the site here: (Tea Party 07).
The geniuses over at Jones Soda have come up with a Christmas pack of soda that includes flavors sugar-plum, egg-nog, Christmas tree, and yep, Christmas ham. I would love to be a fly on the wall at the brain-storming session that came up with those gems. I can hear the conversation now:
Marketing A-hole:Â Let’s come up with something festive for the holidays
Another marketing A-hole:Â Yeah, we can make soda flavored like a pine tree, egg-nog, and a fucking pig
I will not vote for Fred Thompson. This is a very serious issue, besides some of the major platform areas where I completely disagree with Fred Thompson (such as his interventionist/empire building foreign policies and his misplaced focus on marriage and family building), he has what is commonly referred to as a “vagina neck”. Now I know what you are going to say “looks shouldn’t matter”, and they typically don’t. However, a President of the United States can’t have a vagina neck, if he had an ass chin (like Kirk Douglas) or a cock nose, I would be ok with it, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
One of the areas/platforms where I have been uncomfortable with Ron Paul’s stance has been economics and Paul’s belief that we should move back to a gold standard. This would typically make me cringe when he said it, as I think it perpetuates a common opinion that he is a wacky little dude. I began performing some research into it, and my head feels like a small alien is attempting to burst from my sinus cavity. I think my initial aversion to these statements were I had assumed that Paul meant a move back to the Breton Woods system that was established after World War II and ultimately failed in 1971. The more I look however, it appears that Paul and the flavor of Libertarian philosophy he espouses is following the Austrian school of economics. I am no economist, but have had some exposure to Macro and Micro economics in grad school, I think I will need to perform additional research so I completely understand the core issues. The more I look into this, the more I realize I have to learn. Fuck-it, maybe I should just watch TV. Your thoughts?
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