Nov 13 2007

I could really go for an ice-cold ham soda right about now

Some more stuff by billymac at 6:05 am under funny, holidays, sarcasm

The geniuses over at Jones Soda have come up with a Christmas pack of soda that includes flavors sugar-plum, egg-nog, Christmas tree, and yep, Christmas ham.  I would love to be a fly on the wall at the brain-storming session that came up with those gems.  I can hear the conversation now:

Marketing A-hole:  Let’s come up with something festive for the holidays

Another marketing A-hole:  Yeah, we can make soda flavored like a pine tree, egg-nog, and a fucking pig

Marketing A-hole:  You are a fucking god!

Another marketing A-hole:  I’m so hot right now.

*** Marketing A-holes making out ***

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5 Responses to “I could really go for an ice-cold ham soda right about now”

  1. # Hungry Motheron 13 Nov 2007 at 7:02 am

    I’m sure at least one of those marketing guys came up with an impossible idea to drive the production guys nuts.

  2. # Mikeon 13 Nov 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Have you been or worked with marketing? You’ve nailed the marketing stupidity on the head.

  3. # Mimzieon 13 Nov 2007 at 1:17 pm

    I often wonder what tuna flavored cough drops would be like. EEEEWWWWW!!!!!

  4. # billymacon 13 Nov 2007 at 1:23 pm

    Mike, I’ve come in contact with these type of folks over the years… That’s why I’ve stuck with IT as a career path.

  5. # Mikeon 14 Nov 2007 at 10:24 am

    Marketing people are business retards as to lemmings as natures retards. Hate em hate em hate em hate em.

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