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Nov 11 2007

Why I won’t vote for Thompson

Some more stuff by billymac at 7:07 pm under 2008 elections, funny, pics

I will not vote for Fred Thompson.Â This is a very serious issue, besides some of the major platform areas where I completely disagree with Fred Thompson (such as his interventionist/empire building foreign policies and his misplaced focus on marriage and family building), he has what is commonly referred to as a “vagina neck”.Â Now I know what you are going to say “looks shouldn’t matter”, and they typically don’t.Â However, a President of the United States can’t have a vagina neck, if he had an ass chin (like Kirk Douglas) or a cock nose, I would be ok with it, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

Thompson and his neck

5 Responses to “Why I won’t vote for Thompson”

# Mimzieon 12 Nov 2007 at 7:53 am

Vagina neck? I’ve never heard of this! However, I support you and your reasons for not voting for Nookie Neck.
# Hungry Motheron 12 Nov 2007 at 7:58 am

If he were a redneck or a leatherneck, it would be OK, but a boxneck? No way.
# Mikeon 12 Nov 2007 at 9:11 am

That’s one ugly looking vag.

I’m not a fan of ugly vag.

At the very least, he shaves it.
# Kerstinon 12 Nov 2007 at 9:45 pm

Now that I think about it, you’re right. It’s a vagina neck.

Blech.
# Total Diatribe » Thompson bows outon 23 Jan 2008 at 3:41 pm

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