Nov 08 2007

Techno-Viking still completes me

Some more stuff by billymac at 9:22 am under cool, funny, insane, techno, video

Now the new and improved Techno-Viking includes captions so we can read what Techno-Viking commands.  Remember:

  • The Techno-Viking doesn’t dance to music, the music is secreted from his genetically superior sweat glands
  • Chuck Norris is a gaping va-ha-ha when compared to Techno-Viking
  • Techno-Viking’s gaze will render all men impotent and cause them to uncontrollably sob with fear
  • The Church of Techno-Viking (CTV) is now the third largest religion in the world and number one in Northern Europe
  • Techno-Viking conquered Paris by lifting his arms and allowing the French to smell his fragrant underarms, which lulled them into hypnotic servitude
  • …


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4 Responses to “Techno-Viking still completes me”

  1. # Mimzieon 08 Nov 2007 at 12:33 pm

    I had never heard of TechnoViking but I feel this overwhelming need to follow him and his ways. Heil TechnoViking!!!

  2. # Mikeon 08 Nov 2007 at 5:04 pm

    Technoviking - all men want to be him, and all women want to do him.

    Ok well some men want to do him and some women want to be him. But we won’t go there ;)

  3. # Kerstinon 08 Nov 2007 at 6:42 pm

    Well then. I think my day is complete.

  4. # Hungry Motheron 09 Nov 2007 at 6:53 am

    Until now I didn’t know what Eurotrash meant. I hope I don’t have to follow that up with, “and now I are one.” No caption contest today? Or is this it? If it is, here’s my caption: “Where’s Paris Hilton When We Need Her?”

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