Nov 03 2007
Douchebag defined
Merriam-Webster defines douchebag as:
slang :Â an unattractive or offensive person
I define douchebag as this guy:
It turns out that this colossal prick has created quite the buzz after he was spurned on an interaction on match.com with the following email:
I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!
So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don’t blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel’s Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren’t any more of those!
This guy fucking rules, for more douchebaggery check out his site, it is a good example of how to be a tool.
I give him this official badge: 
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Guys that say, “I’m not gay”, like this guy does on his page, can suck my ass. I enjoy the company of some gay friends, and I enjoy the company of some straight friends, but the guys that feel the need to say, “I’m not gay” are a special, low-life kind of breed. They’re often Republican congressmen or senators, as history shows us. They can suck my ass, too.
Usually, I have found, the ones that proclaim that they are not gay are the ones who secretly want to be fucked up the ass. I’m just sayin’.
I was thinking the same thing Mimzie…
Douchebag is not enough for this guy. A new douche-like term needs to be coined for him. He’s rockin’ the douche airwaves w/the sound of douchieness! Thanks for the link to his site: I needed to feel better about myself. WHAT A COLOSSAL HYPERMEGADOUCHE!
yep… look like anybody we know lil’ joe?