Oct 27 2007
The Wiggles creep me out
As a parent of young children, I have been exposed to a number of children’s shows lately, most of which suck… they suck very much. The worst of the bunch however is The Wiggles. This show comes to us from Australia.  Now my frame of reference for all things Aussie comes from bad movies in the 80’s (I’m looking at you Paul Hogan) and my years of playing rugby (which typically revolves around a very physical sport, a lot of beer, and the nonsense that comes with those two things). None of these Australian influences have prepared me for the creepiness of The Wiggles. The first time I saw my daughter watching the show, I thought I was looking at 4 pederasts singing sugary songs behind evil fake smiles. Look at this picture, there is a lot of pain and anger behind those fake smiles:
 If I see The Wiggles on TV, I either distract my kids and change the channel or knock-them out with some form of ether or shot to the neck like they used to do to B.A. Baracus on the A-Team to get him on planes (”crazy fool!”).
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Jesus Christ! I thought the Teletubbies were bad. These guys should be locked up on general principles. Australia has really gone down hill since I was there in 1991. I was threatened with physical harm just because I didn’t drink beer (I had my lifetime quota of alcohol by 1990.) Back then, these guys would have been beaten to a pulp if they ever appeared in public.
The Wiggles make me hot. Is that weird?
ummmm… yes, yes it is.
The guy in the yellow shirt looks like Ben Mulroney. If it’s him, the creepiness factor just intensified 100 fold.
You’re probably creepier than they are! LMAO! Or maybe you’re jealous that you can’t even entertain your child because you have your kid watching tv all the time? You don’t even deserve a kid for saying things like “If I see The Wiggles on TV, I either distract my kids and change the channel or knock-them out with some form of ether or shot to the neck like they used to do to B.A. Baracus on the A-Team to get him on planes (â€crazy fool!â€).”
Ainokea: If satire was a Mack Truck you would be a grease spot on the road, because you would never see it coming.
And yes, I am probably creepier than they are, in fact, I’m looking at you through your window right now.
I love you.