Dec 17 2008
Dec 12 2008
Even more Sumthin Sumthin
Sumthin Sumthin #8 and #9 are now posted on the Sumthin Sumthin page. Get some. Now. Seriously, what the fuck are you waiting for?
Dec 06 2008
Photo Caption Contest #29
Photo caption time. It’s hard to come up with a proper adjective to describe the unbelievable beauty of this photo. I’m a little embarrassed, but I cried from the beauty. Click on the little blue button on the lower left side of the picture to bring up the Photocrank menu (or you can leave your caption in the comments if you are still into the old school method). Have fun. Peace.
Dec 03 2008
Random Shit
When I say random shit, I mean random shit that trickles through my thick skull, not like randomly shitting your pants during meetings or randomly popping a squat in the aisles of your local Best Buy. This set of random shit is what happens when you are bored and working out (from this morning).
- If you rip a huuuuge fart on a treadmill, your mind thinks you are crop-dusting, but you’re not. In fact it doesn’t matter how hard you crank up the treadmill, you can’t outrun it. Oh yeah, it also pisses off the old guy on the treadmill next to you.
- I saw Avril Lavigne in a video this morning. She is looking like a total slut. Sweet.
- The Santa Claus in both Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman is a fucking asshole. Especially in Rudolph.
- Are republicans represented by red because of the huge redneck base? Are democrats represented by blue because they are huge baby blue ball-babies?
- Sublime’s 40 oz Freedom is a great work-out album. 80’s pop, not so much.
Nov 26 2008
More Sumthin Sumthin
Sumthin Sumthin #6 and #7 are now posted on the Sumthin Sumthin page. Go get some… and then some more.
Nov 26 2008
By “Change” Obama really meant “more of the same”… oops
So let’s recap. Change must mean Biden as VP (35 year Senator), Clinton as Sec of State (huuuuge political insider and cold bitch), Geithner as Sec of Treasury (20 years in Treasury or Fed… yikes!), Gates to remain as Sec of Defense (HOLY FUCKING SHIT!), Emanuel as Chief of Staff (long time democrat with Chicago ties), and now Volcker to head Economic Recovery Panel (former chairman of the Federal Reserve, aren’t they part of the problem?).
Way to go rockstar, that looks like some positive change…. fucking politicians.
Nov 19 2008
Sumthin Sumthin
We’ve added a new feature to Total Diatribe. It is a comic strip called “Sumthin Sumthin”, which ironically is completely and totally about sumthin…. and sumthin. There is a new page dedicated to Sumthin Sumthin, the link is at the top right of this page. There are 4 strips to date. Later assholes.
Nov 18 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best. Animated. gif. EVER.
I’m speechless, with a big ass eating grin on my face. I found this gem stumbling @ megasizzle. Enjoy.
Nov 14 2008
Photo Caption Contest #28
Photo caption time. Click on the little blue button on the lower left side of the picture to bring up the Photocrank menu (or you can leave your caption in the comments if you are still into the old school method). Have fun. Peace.
Nov 12 2008
Ron Paul, learnin the masses
Great commentary from Ron Paul today on CNN.com. Everybody, that means you home-slice, should read it. Here’s a preview.
Now, in light of the election, many are asking: What is the future of the Republican Party?
But that is the wrong question. The proper question should be: Where is our country heading? There’s no doubt that a large majority of Americans believe we’re on the wrong track. That’s why the candidate demanding “change” won the election. It mattered not that the change offered was no change at all, only a change in the engineer of a runaway train.
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